Total Medals Earned: 475 (From 66 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,595 Points
Medals Earned: 3/8 (65/265 points)
You Survived Your First Encounter
You Lived Through Round Two
You Shot Your Opponent!
You Are Victorious, But At What Price?
Three Down And Still Fresh
Get To The End On Your First Game
You Survived A Long Rally
You Spun the Cylinder When You Would Have Been Shot
Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/500 points)
Obtain the wooden bat
Give Albert the Bad News
Scrap a Big Robot
Defeat the Armored King Toad
Defeat the Mercenary General
Rid a tree house of slimes
Defeat a harpy with her own weapon
Quickly drop a patrolling bandit unawares
Eat 5 food items that are considered unsafe
Collect 5 Moon Stones
Steal from the mayor's treasury
Defeat a fully grown Sand Dragon
Sleep wherever it is possible to sleep
Consumed over 30 healing items
Increase Max HP to 40
Upgrade inventory to its max size
Collect 20 Moon Stones
Carry all the best equipment
Break over 100 boxes or crates
Beat the Game
Collect over 1000 coins since the start of your journey
Increase Max Health to 99
Finish the game with zero deaths
Collect 40 Moon Stones
Finish the game in 64 minutes or less
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/100 points)
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.
Medals Earned: 5/7 (210/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/80 points)
Complete the first tutorial.
Complete 25 levels.
Complete the game.
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/270 points)
Beat the tutorial.
Reach level 6.
Kill 50 enemies in one game.
Reach level X.
Beat the game.
Beat the game with 100 coins or more.
Beat the game in under 4 minutes.
Beat the game without buying any upgrades.
Beat the game without collecting a single coin.
Beat the game without killing any enemies. (No shooting/stomping enemies)
Beat the game without taking damage.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/210 points)
Get a delightful history lesson.
Become Fireworks Commissioner of New York City.
Edit an early Philip Roth story for The Paris Review.
Get beaten up badly in a sparring match with Sugar Ray Robinson.
Drive a tank in post WWII Italy for the US Army.
Save the galaxy.
Medals Earned: 8/23 (55/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/305 points)
Because the chicken was waiting for it on the other side.
Get the "Pope" class (10 stars).
Achieve a perfect score (300).
Complete the game without the use of hints.
Unlock all the paintings in the gallery.
On Master difficulty, complete the game in no more than 60 seconds AND achieve a pope ranking.
Beat the game four times without closing it.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/115 points)
Beaten the first level.
Saved Kate.
Killed by every type of hazard.
Found the first Rune of Shalak.
Found the 8-bit world.